Don't Be a Doughnut
Treat everyone with respect - members, guests, staff, even the bingo caller.
Rudeness, shouting, or being a pain will get you shown the door.

Look After the Place
This is your club - don’t trash it. If you spill it, wipe it. If you break it, own up. If you nick it… well, don’t.

Noise Levels
We love a laugh, but keep the yelling and screeching to a minimum (save that for karaoke night).
Outside the club, remember the neighbours like their sleep.

Keep It Clean
Bins aren’t just decoration. Use them.
Same goes for the toilets - if you wouldn’t want to sit on it after you, don’t leave it like that.

Drinks & Nibbles
We’ve got a bar for a reason. Please don’t sneak in your own booze - it makes the staff sad.
Also: know your limits. We’d rather see you dancing than wobbling.

Kids
They’re welcome, but they’re your responsibility.
Keep them well behaved so everyone else can enjoy their pint in peace.

Smoking & Vaping
Take it outside, stick to the smoking area, and aim your butts for the ashtray, not the floor.

Drugs
Simple one - don’t. No powders, no pills, no funny business in the toilets.
This is a family club, not Glastonbury. Get caught and you’re out, no ifs, no buts.

Respect the Staff
They’re not your servants, they’re your teammates in having a good night.
Be nice, say thanks, and if they ask you to tone it down, take the hint.

Break the Rules?
You might get a warning, a ban, or just the look. Don’t be that person.